Alis Volat Propriis

My shit: Greys Anatomy. Big Bang Theory. Big Brother. Bring It. The Fosters. Finding Carter. Animals. Food. Funny Memes. Random Ass Videos. I reblog a lot, so be prepared.


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jimbob-didleydoo:

perks-of-being-chinese:

these are like some of my favorite posts from tumblr dot com

you can find the other parts here :)

The schizophrenia thing..

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cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

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yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

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merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

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xtremecaffeine:

bootses:

missvoltairine:

"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"

"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"

"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"

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pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

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meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

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relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

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