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My obsessions: Greys Anatomy. Big Bang Theory. Big Brother. Hunger Games. Dance Moms. Rizzoli and Isles. Animals. Food. Funny Memes. Random Ass Videos. I reblog a lot, so be prepared.


quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via skate-high)




(Source: deadlykillerqueen, via thefuuuucomics)



halaalpussy:

addictly:

I CANT BREATHE

WUKH WUKH WUKH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG ???!

(via thefuuuucomics)

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest, via meltingrose22)






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(Source: swaggy-surfer, via mcqueefer)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via bi-furious)





passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

passionpayne:

THE THRILLING SAGA

(Source: katara, via pagingdoctorfagg0t)


apostitutes:

scrappylittlenugget:

apostitutes:

doinels:

my brother found my vibrator

a teenage horror story in one sentence

i found my brothers vibrator

plot twist

(via latterdaytaints)




keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via thefuuuucomics)





hereshestands:

shesholdsmyheartinherhands <3

hereshestands:

shesholdsmyheartinherhands <3




“There is nothing that
I would want more
than to fall asleep
next to you tonight
and when I wake up
in the morning
I hope to see that
dreams no longer belong
to my subconscious.”

Dreaming you into reality  (via ink-trails)


shesholdsmyheartinherhands <33

(via hereshestands)

(via hereshestands)

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via xenapwns)




embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(via taketaketakeitoff)





dancindog:

LITERALLY CALEB TALKING TO AMBER

dancindog:

LITERALLY CALEB TALKING TO AMBER

(via king-dan-gheesling)