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My obsessions: Greys Anatomy. Big Bang Theory. Big Brother. Hunger Games. Dance Moms. Rizzoli and Isles. Animals. Food. Funny Memes. Random Ass Videos. I reblog a lot, so be prepared.

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

(via thefuuuucomics)




asgardreid:

thestormscrolls:

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.image

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

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psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :) 

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :) 




trotty2scrotty:

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

He is literally all we as a nation have

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toocooltobehipster:

this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.

toocooltobehipster:

this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.

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ladyaudiophile:

deltasandshields:

subcontrasoprano:

deltasandshields:

The girl who lives above me plays oboe and is playing the same piece I am for juries (except you know, for like oboe not trumpet)

So I picked up my trumpet and we’re playing a duet now.

I’m annoying my neighbors on several different levels

DIFFERENT LEVELS

this is not deserving a 1100 notes you stop this now tumblr

this is beautiful

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princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

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“I hate going to sleep with you on my mind and not in my bed.”

Buryme-inthesky (via bl-ossomed)

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harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

harrystylesdildo:

truedragonnutz:

I fucking hate Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.

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It’s insane how many notes I’m getting for this. I didn’t think so many people would agree. Also I don’t know who made the TMZ thing but bless them.

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xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

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frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

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visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

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