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My obsessions: Greys Anatomy. Big Bang Theory. Big Brother. Hunger Games. Dance Moms. Rizzoli and Isles. Animals. Food. Funny Memes. Random Ass Videos. I reblog a lot, so be prepared.

thehemings:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

d-elenda:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you

well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world

Yeah it would because all they would write is

  • everything

Do you even know how smooth that was

(Source: l0stkeys, via pagingdoctorfagg0t)





33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

(via pagingdoctorfagg0t)


leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via meercachu)






(Source: briqhtly, via thestarsremember)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via thestarsremember)





capitana-kaylee:

manafromheaven:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

capitana-kaylee:

manafromheaven:

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: baddaysequence, via xenapwns)



cutesecrets:

Quotes here

cutesecrets:

Quotes here

(via pagingdoctorfagg0t)




christophe-lebreau:

ineedyourskeleton:

breadmaakesyoufat:

cthulhu4shogun:

best-of-funny:

riddle-my-hiddles:

discoblax:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

reblogable by request~ anon

this had ten notes yesterday.

Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”

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wait… something’s not right

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OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO

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HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING

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What the fuck is wrong with you guys?WHAT IS THAT IN THE BACK GROUND!?IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING TEA!?SHIT!!

SAVE YOURSELVES!!! WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!!

i am so glad i made this post

Good lord i love this.

I would have been all “its called a ‘southern cross’ for a reason T___T”

(Source: breadmaakesyoufat, via xxbelovedxsoubixx)

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

(via mcqueefer)





(Source: leggomyeggowaffles, via pagingdoctorfagg0t)



spookymays:

#HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW

spookymays:

(via scarletspeedforce)


wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via danganroxy)






  • Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
  • Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
  • Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
  • Beige: What is your favorite dream?
  • White: Who was your first kiss?
  • Purple: Who was your last kiss?
  • Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
  • Gray: Share a relationship story.
  • Green: Share a family story.
  • Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
  • Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
  • Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
  • Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
  • Red: What are your hobbies?
  • Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
  • Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
  • Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
  • Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?

happyasfuck4l:

Having such low confidence that when someone tells you they like you, you literally can’t bring yourself to believe it.

(via 36chamber-s)




takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

(via 36chamber-s)